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Welcome to "Foxsylvania!"--I am your humble host, an unabashed, long-time anthropomorphic red fox furry and furry writer who prefers to refer to himself as a vulpine American, the product of a secret government experiment gone horribly awry. We indulge in a mixture of science, speculation, pop culture, and outright fantasy here, and hope that you'll enjoy your visit. Be sure to check out the home cookin' in our kitchen, and the mud wrasslin' out back!- -Milk and cookies for everyone!--Enjoy, huzzah!


Dr. Clifford Gates sat on the ground on the site of his latest archeological excavation in southwest Sicily, and pondered the irony of his situation. Before him was a find that would shake the foundations of anthropology and the scientific community, and be the crowning glory of his long career. The world stood on the brink of nuclear war, however, and the timing was completely wrong to reveal what he had uncovered. 

Dr. Gates had found an ossuary deep in a Sicilian cave, a container for bones. The one he had found was unusually large, housing the remains of an extraordinarily gigantic specimen, an individual he had judged from the femur to have stood at least twenty feet high. Even more remarkable was the fact that the skull of the discovery possessed only a singular eye, a bony orbit located in the center of the forehead. Gates held the massive skull in his hands and marveled at what he had found; a Cyclops, a gigantic creature described in Homer’s “The Odyssey,” and presumed prior to this point to have been a fanciful creation of mythology. The reality of this creature’s existence in life was absolutely breathtaking, and would reveal the presence of a world previously only imagined. If the Cyclops had existed, what else from mythology might have as well?

But the timing of this discovery was all wrong with the world about to descend into the madness of a global nuclear war. Dr. Gates ordered the ossuary sealed up and returned to the depths of the cave which had shielded it for thousands of years. If civilization survived the nuclear apocalypse, he would return to claim it. If not, perhaps another future generation would.

As Dr. Gates withdrew his team, he was unaware of being watched from the depths of a surrounding forest by something enormous, and possessed of but a large singular eye. The Cyclops had endured undetected for many thousands of years, and its race had every intention of continuing to do so…

The Familiar



The sorcerer Hieronymous stood by an interior window, considering from the parapet the angry mob advancing on his Bavarian castle, his black cat, Bane, perched on his shoulder. It was a standard group of irate townspeople bearing torches, pitchforks, and assorted agricultural cutting implements. They jabbered excitedly among themselves, moving quickly as a group up the long, winding pathway in the dark.

“Why can’t they leave us alone, Bane?,” the wizard asked rhetorically. “Why do they persecute and seek to destroy that which they don’t understand? — Well, we’ll prepare a reception for them, yes we will indeed!”

Hieronymous hurried to his book of black magic, the cat retreating unconcernedly to a comfortable small pile of straw in a corner of the stone floor. Ancient pages of text in arcane languages flew under his fingertips as he researched a spell, quickly targeting one. “Hah, Bane!,” exulted the sorcerer. “Let’s see how they like this! ” The wizard raced to his window, holding aloft his bony arms and gesturing while he uttered mysterious, guttural phrases in Babylonian. Dark clouds gathered, and rained stones down on the villagers. They cursed, shielded their heads with clothing, and hastened their advance.

The sorcerer’s expression darkened as he retreated to his book of black arts, again rifling through its pages while Bane the cat yawned and stretched. “I’ve used this one before!,” he exulted as he hit upon one encantation. Sparks flew from the fingertips of Hieronymous as he gestured and chanted at a broomstick, which clattered to the ground, sprouted wooden arms and legs, and stood upright before multiplying to two, four, eight, and sixteen ambulatory figures. Hieronymous hurried to equip each broomstick with a flask of acid or foul-smelling substances before sending his inhuman army through the door to confront the legion of townspeople. The broomsticks flung their odious fluids upon the villagers, who shrieked their protest but met the wooden abominations with axes and firebrands, splintering and burning them until they were immobile and moved no more.

Hieronymous switched his efforts to reinforcing the heavy oaken door which barricaded his workshop, dragging benches and ironwork racks to buttress it. The villagers, however, had reached this perimeter, and smashed a heavy log against the door as others of their number applied axes to the heavy planking, the noise causing Bane to shift and open his eyes as if irritated. Knowing that even the massive door would eventually yield to the assault, Hieronymous prepared his final defense; a powerful confounding spell. As the thick door groaned and splintered, Hieronymous shouted in demonic languages, weaving a rich tapestry of magical incantation that almost seemed to hover in the air before descending upon the townsfolk in a miasma-like haze. The local folk, however, apparently lacked much in the way of minds to confound, and the spell seemed to have little influence upon them.

You shall not suffer a witch to live!,” cried the apparent leader of the invading group as his followers raised their cutting instruments to strike Hieronymous dead. The sorcerer made a move to dash to his cloak of invisibility, thinking to elude his tormentors. It was then that a powerful and commanding voice came into his head, a telepathic communication.

Stand aside!,” ordered the voice. ” I’LL handle this! ” The black cat, Bane, vaulted from his bed of straw, moving towards the angry mob. A kind of blue effluvium surrounded the cat, who reared onto his hind legs, his form stretching and expanding as he underwent an incredible transformation into a Smilodon, commonly called a sabre-toothed tiger. The former housecat flashed his seven-inch long maxillary canines at the now cowering humans and roared, the deafening sound reverberating in the enclosed area.

“Hello, boys!,” grinned Bane. “Let’s party!, ” he proclaimed, gaping his jaws ninety degrees and flinging himself at the humans like an avenging wraith. Ripping wounds were swiftly inflicted on human flesh by canines and claws as the Smilodon fatalis brought a swift end to the invasion of his lair, the few villagers surviving beating a hasty retreat from the castle.

His rout of the villagers complete, Bane morphed back to the form of a harmless housecat. “Forgive me, mau, beseeched Hieronymous, employing the Egyptian term for cat meaning seer. “I have failed you, and disgraced the black arts!”

Bane looked at his apprentice patiently. “You have practiced the magical arts for a mere three hundred years,” he noted. “You cannot be expected to have the abilities that will come with maturity.” With that, the cat settled on his bed of straw, leaving his apprentice to clean up the mess of blood and body parts…for rank has its privileges, and it can sometimes be difficult in the world of magic to determine who is the master, and who the disciple…

Cry of the Nephilim…

NephilimIt’s not easy being a Nephilim; you’ve got no place to rest your oversized head, being dammed in heaven and earth and all. I guess I could go to Hell; great company, but lousy climate…at least I hear they’ve got a great band.

Ah me…I didn’t ask to be born, ‘ya know! Mother was ravished by a fallen angel, one of about 200 good ole boys who split away from Number One in the long ago, and made whoopie with the daughters of men, much to His everlasting consternation. Must have partied hearty, though, ’cause yours truly and a bunch of other blokes resulted. Trouble is, being part demonic and part human gives you major identification problems, to say nothing of the “fitting in” thing…and I’ve got no bloody therapist!

Ever try buying clothes off the rack when you’re over nine feet tall?! – – No, I suppose you haven’t.  When all of your threads are custom-make, you’re talking some serious bucks, too. I was a natural as a basketball player or football quarterback, but found that I could only do that so long before the overly-curious caused me to move on. Being a freak necessitates a nomadic life style, and it feels like it takes all of the moving I can do just to stay in one place.

Whack jobs pursue me, too. The religious ones want to execute me on the spot and call me an abomination; what do ‘ya think that does to my self-concept?! Then there are those who think that aliens were my father…if one was, I wish he’d beam me up! The Almighty got so perturbed with the existence of the Nephilim that some say that’s why he wiped out most of us together with men in Noah’s flood  (Russell Crowe made a fine Noah, didn’t he?).  Anyways, fallen angels again hit on mortal women after the flood, and so here I am. — As Rodney King said, “can’t we all just get along?”  At least the Almighty said he’d never again destroy the world by flood.

He never said, though, that he’d never use earthquakes, and we seem to be having a lot of those lately… it makes me start to wonder.  With my luck, I’ll probably be in California when it slides off the Pacific coast.  I didn’t ask to be born; if I had, the answer probably would have been “no.”- – Why do I suffer so at the hands of the Deity, and those who call themselves normal?- – Is it normal to hate? Just who is the real monster here? Some of us seem born to suffering, as the sparks fly upward…*sigh.*

Something Tentacled This Way Comes…

tentacleCarl wasn’t having a good day to begin with, and getting lost in an unfamiliar coastal city at night promised to be the cherry on the cake of his day.  When he walked down an alley which turned into a dead end, Carl was disturbed to hear footprints growing louder behind him.  He turned to see an approaching male figure in a hoodie close on him, produce a handgun, and demand money.

“Let’s not start this,” countered Carl.  “I seem to have lost my way, and made a wrong turn.  Let me pass, and I’ll be on my way.  No foul, no error,” he offered.

“Fool!,” replied the confronting man.  “The guy with the gun makes the rules, not you!,” he taunted.  “Now give me your wallet before I mess you up!,” he demanded, waving the gun for emphasis.

Carl raised his hands in a disarming gesture of apparent surrender.  “I can feel your anger and your need,” Carl recognized, “and in a sense, I can identify with them,” he continued.  “You see, I’ve got a dark side myself.”  The gunman failed to comprehend his victim’s remarks, and was baffled by the slight smile which briefly crossed Carl’s face.

So intent was the would-be robber upon his gun and his intended victim’s hands and face that he failed to notice a tentacle, perhaps the thickness of a thumb, snake down the Carl’s pants leg and slither silently in the deep shadows along the ground towards the gunman.  The inhuman appendage wound its way undetected around the robber’s feet, rising thereafter to the height of his extended gun arm.  With a fast, snake-like movement, the tentacle then whipped itself repeatedly around the man’s arm.

“What the…” marveled the gunman, uncomprehending even as the tentacle began its contractions.  The muscular organ pulled the assailant’s arm back, then further back still beyond the arm’s intended range of motion.  The arm held for a short period of time, then a crack was heard as the bones within broke.  The gunman screamed as he suffered a compound fracture, his weapon dropping from a now useless arm.

“You’ve got me right where I want you,” mused Carl as a second tentacle emerged, this one from the juncture where his shirt was tucked into his pants at the waist.  Not trying for stealth, the tentacle snaked its way through mid-air at chest height, and wrapped itself firmly around the other man’s torso, holding him in an iron grip.

“It really was helpful when you presented yourself to me,” said Carl to the disabled and struggling man.  “It’s been a long and frustrating day, and I was growing rather peckish” confessed Carl.  “I really wasn’t looking forward to hunting this late.  Making a wrong turn down a blind alley turned out to be rather serendipitous for me.  And I do so love the irony that you intended me to be your victim whereas you became mine!”

“Man…or whatever you are,” pleaded the victimizer turned victim.  “I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have messed with you,” he cried.  “Just let me go, man, I promise I won’t say nothin’,” he begged.

Carl shook his head slightly in the negative with a faint expression of amusement. “I’m afraid it doesn’t work that way,” he corrected.  The tentacles held the man tightly, almost in a lover’s embrace.  A suckered pad sprouted from one tentacle and stroked the man’s cheek slightly in almost a tender gesture before the pad attached itself tightly to the man’s head.

“Ah, the sweet aroma of fear,” observed Carl, his animal senses delicately sniffing the air.  “Sauce for the goose!,” he enthused.  “And now, I’m afraid that it’s time for you to die! ,” stated Carl matter-of-factly as he slowly began to unfasten the center buttons on his shirt.

The robber watched uncomprehendingly as Carl’s skin beneath the opened shirt was exposed, and then seemed to momentarily pucker inward.  With explosive force a third tentacle then erupted from the indentation, this one as thick as a man’s fist.  It instantly bridged the gap between Carl and where the robber was held immobilized, piercing the hapless man’s chest cavity.  There were wet, sucking sounds as body fluids and liquified internal organs were transported from the robber as nourishment into Carl via the tentacle.  The thief’s face registered a few moments of agony and astonishment before he succumbed to the sweet mercies of death.

In a short while the feeding had been completed, the drained husk of a man was cast aside, and the tentacled arms retreated back into the body of the creature which passed in the world of men as Carl.  He closed his eyes and basked in the feeling of the fresh infusion that he had just received.  He would need to return now to the sea, where Carl would cast off his human appearance and swim joyfully in his cephalopod form.  Evolution had provided Carl with some peculiar and useful adaptations, but it would yet be some time before his kind would be ready to openly challenge the land-dwellers for dominance…

In Our Midst…

Dragon EyeOld Pete had been a fixture on Oak Street for as long as people could remember.  Out of his small, ramshackle shed he sold newspapers, candies, gum, and other assorted notions to bypassing folks, all of whom knew Pete by only his first name.  Old Pete in turn knew his customers respectfully by their last names as Mr. Jones,  Miss Johnson, or whatever; Pete knew the personal lives of his customers as well as they chose to share them with him.  He knew their buying habits intimately as his customers were creatures of habit, and often had their preferred newspaper or candy bar ready for them as they approached his stand.  Pete exchanged a few words with each of his regulars, and sincerely wished all of them a good day following their brief daily transactions.

Now Pete was an unimposing figure and hardly an attractive one; he stood a little over five feet in height, and appeared to be a not too well preserved man in his late fifties to sixties.  Pete’s hair was flecked with gray, and his skin bore more than a few wrinkles.  Society paid little attention to men such as Pete, preferring to dote on the young and physically beautiful, individuals who would likely themselves draw little attention or interest by the time that they reached the age of forty. 

Pete, however, had found his niche in life, and enjoyed the feeling of being productive and self-supporting, and contributing to his community in some small way.  He regarded that community as his own, and had a definite affection for it.  A curbside merchant, Pete was part of a vanishing breed, one which someday soon would exist no more, eclipsed by faceless and soulless monoliths such as Wal-Mart.  This, too, Pete understood and accepted.  He lived in the present moment, and was glad for what he had at the time.  Tomorrow was, after all, a mystery which might never arrive.

It had been a cold winter, and Old Pete clad in his heavy coat stood in the limited confines of his news stand store, huddled next to the small propane heater which provided his only warmth.  Perhaps he would close up early that evening, since sales were likely to be few and far between.  Pete began swinging the shutters of his stand closed, and affixing their simple locks.  As he stepped outside the stand to remove a few racks of magazines, Pete took note of Mrs. Allison shuffling along the sidewalk half a block away, carrying a small plastic bag which likely carried the ingredients for stew or perhaps tins of food for her cats.  In the gathering darkness of the approaching night, Pete also noticed two figures following the elderly woman.  Something didn’t appear right here; years of observing life on the streets had given Pete an instinct for that kind of thing.

As he continued to watch, the duo flanked the old woman, one stepping in front of her while the other grabbed at her pocketbook.  She resisted its seizure, the struggle causing the grocery bag to spill its contents.  Tins of Fancy Feast cat food rolled crazily on the sidewalk.

“Hey, leave her alone!,” shouted Old Pete to  unlistening ears, as her two assailants ripped viciously at the straps of Mrs. Allison’s pocketbook.  Her balance upset, the elderly woman tumbled to the hard pavement, twisting her ankle painfully as she joined the hodgepodge of cat food and stew vegetables already littered there.

Old Pete was moving, surprisingly quickly.  He covered the half block of distance between his news stand and the unfolding assault in a matter of seconds.  “I told you to leave her alone!,” repeated the small man to two much younger and larger ones.

One of the assailants looked at Old Pete with a mixture of anger and distain.  “Who’s gonna make me, Grandpa?–You?!,” he sneered, driving the slight man backwards against a store front wall with a powerful thrust of his arm.  He returned his attention to the robbery, where his partner had finished separating Mrs. Allison from her pocketbook.

Old Pete raised his back from the wall against which he had been thrown, and gave a strange, regretful cry.  “Why do you make me do this?,” he anguished as he began an incredible transformation.

The frame and face of Old Pete contorted, and his skin ruptured in multiple locations as spiked, scaled, and jagged components began to emerge from within it.  There were glimpses of green wetness as an inner body protruded and then extended taloned limbs and other parts not even remotely human.  A pair of leathery wings extended themselves from the back of an emerging torso as human skin dropped away, the shredded cocoon of a new creation.  There were wet cracking sounds as reptilian-like structures expanded and clicked into place in a new anatomy.  A bipedal dragon now stood before the two hardened street punks, whose jaws dropped in disbelief.

Jesus Christ!,” one of them managed to say.

“No,” corrected the dragon who had been Old Pete.  “He would show mercy...I won’t!”  With that, the green-hued creature grabbed the shoulder of the one young man, and threw him against the brick wall of the store building, his head making kind of a soft  wet sound as it impacted with great force against an unyielding surface.  The second assailant produced a knife and swept it upward, but the blade skittered harmlessly against the armored  hide of the dragon, who seized the weapon arm, implanted his jaws upon the neck of the weapon-bearer, and bit down hard, the formidable teeth passing easily through skin, muscle, and bone.  Leaving the nearly decapitated body to slump to the ground, the dragon then turned to Mrs. Allison, his features softening to a look of concern.

“Are you alright?,” asked the dragon in a deep but surprisingly soft voice.

“Quite,” replied Mrs. Allison, taking the four-fingered clawed hand which the Dragon offered to her and using its strength to regain her footing.  “”You’re really quite special, aren’t you?,” she asked of her savior with quiet wonder, having witnessed his transformation.

The dragon finished gathering up Mrs. Allison’s stew vegetables and cat food tins in the bag, and handed it to her.  “I am a guardian,” he said quietly.  “I’ve lived among you in an ordinary fashion for many years, and would have preferred to have continued doing so.  But my kind cannot through inaction allow one among whom we live to come to harm.  Now, I must leave here forever, for I can hardly continue here in this form.”

“Can’t you just change back?,” pleaded Mrs. Allison.

“I can’t!,” responded the dragon sadly.  “Don’t you think that I would if I could?  But you are well worth the sacrifice, dear lady.”  From his clawed hand, the dragon handed the woman a small oval object.  “Now I bid you farewell, and remember me to your cats!”

“I’ll always remember you,” promised Mrs. Allison.  She watched as the dragon’s powerful legs propelled him into the skies, where his great wings effortlessly carried him to the point of invisibility.

Despite discovering the bodies of her assailants, no one took her story seriously.  Who could believe a crazy cat lady, after all?  Mrs. Allison didn’t care, however, carefully protecting the dragon’s egg that she carried within her sweater pocket…

Mascot Purgatory…

evil raccoonThe amusement park called Dreamville had closed in the late 1960’s, and had perhaps been in its heyday in the 1940’s and 1950’s.  Strangely, it had been built on the grounds of what had once been a graveyard; most of the graves had been relocated elsewhere, although a few had never been found, a fact which hadn’t stopped the park’s developers. Following the closure of the park, marketable items had been sold off, leaving behind the shells of game and refreshment stands and the metallic skeletons of carnival rides of an earlier generation.  While there was a protective gate and chain link fence surrounding the grounds, resourceful vandals had long since scaled it, and further trashed the remaining structures.

Having heard my father talk about Dreamville and working as a journalist for the Herald, an area newspaper, I sought to visit the deserted site for inspiration for an article on its past glories.  I found entrance through a trampled section of the neglected fence, and began to traverse the lonely grounds.  Weeds had run riot over the long neglected land, and the vandals had spray-painted assorted obscene and gang related graffiti wherever available surfaces could be found.  A mournful wind brought a chill with the coming dusk, and I withdrew a small flashlight from my pocket as I prepared to investigate surviving buildings further.

Now Dreamville had operated long before the advent of today’s electronics which make modern theme parks a reality, and had relied upon a variety of costumed mascots which strolled the park grounds to lure visitors in those simpler times.  Mostly animals, the mascots would play up to the children of park visitors, and offer photo opportunities.  I had heard that the mascots maintained a changing room in a sub-cellar of the Fun House, so I headed into that abandoned building, which was open at the front where guests once boarded small cars that propelled them through the structure.  Ghosts and monsters, laughable by today’s standards, would jump out at visitors as they traversed the fun house.  They were long gone, but as I went deeper into the building, I could discern in the beam of my flashlight a closed metal door, the faded lettering upon it reading, “Mascots Only.”

Approaching, I noticed that the door was secured by an ancient padlock hanging on a slender rusted hasp.  The door had remained secure from violation over the many years, but its integrity had apparently not been tested recently.  Holding the lock in my hands, I gave it a tug.  The lock held firm, but the heavily-rusted hasp gave way, giving me access to the entrance.  The hinges of the door groaned slightly as I slowly swung it open, training the beam of my flashlight inside and then entering with some trepidation.

The interior of the mascot’s locker was a time capsule whose contents had remained untouched since the time of the park’s closing decades before.  Mascot costumes hung on hooks attached to the wall, although some were in rumpled piles on the floor, unceremoniously dumped there when the fabric supporting their placement rotted and could no longer sustain the costume’s weight.  The colors of the costumes had also changed as the dyes they were colored with had deteriorated; they were never intended to be the freakish hues that they were now.

I carefully picked up one of the mascot costumes from its hook with one hand, holding my flashlight in the other.  The outfit was dusty and discolored with small spots of mildew here and there, and it bore a musty, unpleasant odor.  The suit had allowed its wearer to impersonate a lion at one time, the mane on the head still clearly discernible.  The large head of the costume seemed unusually heavy and off-balance; I cradled my flashlight under my upper arm to free both my hands to hold the outfit aloft to better examine it.  The face of the lion almost opposite my own, I gazed into the staring eye sockets.  In the indirect light of my flashlight, I thought I saw a hint of something white within them.  There was a faint sound within the head, as of something slightly scraping as it moved within.  I turned the head of the lion slightly at an angle so as to peer up the neck opening into the head itself…

…and freed by the movement, a human skull slipped through the neck opening, brushed against the side of my body, and thunked to the floor, the jaw detaching upon impact and skating sway several feet further. I screamed and dropped my flashlight, which clattered to the floor and went out upon impact.

Panicking and with madness dancing in my brain, I dropped the lion suit and went to my knees, groping in complete darkness with my hands for the flashlight.  Surely it could not have gone far…at last, my fingers closed on the metallic cylindrical shape of the flashlight.  I pounded its sides to restore the connection, and finally a dim beam again shown forth from it.  The beam fell upon the skull, its empty eye sockets staring directly into mine.

I gasped, and sprung to my feet.  My breathing ragged, I began to step slowly backwards towards the door, seeking to escape the insanity that I had found.  I focused the beam of my flashlight higher, and saw something impossible happening.- -One of the mascot costumes was slowly arising from the floor!  The form swelled up gradually, as if being inflated from within.  Once it had assumed full height and shape, the figure appeared to move almost imperceptibly, as if breathing.  I was looking at a human-sized raccoon, one which regarded me as intently as I did it.  I stood transfixed by the sight.

The raccoon, now fully human height, cocked its head slightly at me.  A grating sound came from within the figure, the rasping of vocal organs attempting to speak which had long been silenced.   After making some guttural, inhuman sounds, the presence before me began to produce recognizable speech.

“Do you want to see me remove my head?,” the thing croaked.

 Although I instantly and vigorously began to shake my head in the negative, the raccoon dug its claws deeply into its neck and begin to tear.  There was a rending sound of rotten cloth and artificial fur tearing apart, together with a more disturbing, unnatural sound of flesh or what may have once been flesh being ripped and torn asunder.

I gasped and willed my legs to move, but they seemed frozen, riveted in place by the horrible sight that was before me.  Worst of all was the blood that was welling out of the wounds that the inhuman thing was inflicting upon itself.  The blood, so much of it was flowing…and in the weakening beam of my flashlight, it appeared thick and almost black in color!

My legs finally responded to my mental command to flee, and I wheeled about and made for the locker room’s exit.  I hastily rushed through the portal and slammed the rusting metal door closed.  I then continued to run, my legs pumping and my heart pounding until I had retraced my earlier steps and exited the outer perimeter of the park.  I did not look back, throwing myself behind the wheel of my car and spinning my wheels in my haste to get away from this portal of hell… Dreamville was a nightmare.

I do not to this day know whether the thing that I had unleashed ventured beyond the portal of the mascot’s locker room, or whether the closed door itself would have restrained it; perhaps it required a living spectator to sustain its existence, just like the mascots had a reality only within the confines of the park.  Had evil spirits or entities somehow possessed these costumes?  I don’t know, and never wish to find out.  The outer hasp of the mascot’s locker was broken, and so the lock which had sealed the room was now useless.  I do, however, know now why they had padlocked a small room in a forgotten, long abandoned amusement park…

…it was to keep people like myself out, and things like I had found in


bates-motelNorman had gotten into taxidermy rather strangely when his dog had been run down suddenly and unexpectedly on the road when she ran into traffic.  The anguished teenager was no stranger to death, having suffered the loss of his father earlier, and repressing the knowledge that his mother had been involved.  Determined not to suffer the loss of his pet as well, Norman carried the lifeless body of his dog to the father of a classmate, a friend whose father practiced taxidermy.  He allowed Norman to watch as he attached the animal’s hide on a a frame, gradually creating a mount which served as a lasting tribute to the dog, a pet transfixed in space who would always be there for him.

In time, Norman would acquire the skills and secrets of taxidermy from his friend’s father, and begin to practice the art himself, beginning with small animals like birds and progressing to ever larger ones such as squirrels, rabbits, and the occasional road-killed dog or cat.  As his skills grew, Norman added additional tools and techniques to his repertoire,  learning how to articulate animal skeletons so they alone could be mounted in realistic poses.  Articulating a skeleton required removal of the animal’s flesh through immersion in a “maceration vat” containing caustic chemicals that would eat through the body to the bone.

As Norman grew into adulthood, he became quite an accomplished taxidermist, filling his home with a variety of mounted animals and skeletons, and coming to prefer their company to that of his fellow men.  He became increasingly reclusive, having little contact with people save for those few who stopped to seek lodging at the family-run business, the Bates Motel…

These are violent times, however, and society’s filth flows in a muddy current down the roadways of America.  It accordingly came to pass that a small town passing punk saw in the nearly darkened motel an opportunity to find some easy money to fuel his drug addiction.  He entered the small motel lobby behind which Norman maintained his taxidermy studio, occupying time there that evening as he waited for an unlikely traveler seeking a room.  Hearing the door open, Norman entered the lobby from the rear entrance. 

A gun was promptly waved in his face by a small and nervous man who demanded all of Norman’s money.  Taken by surprise, Norman assured the unwelcome visitor that he would comply, but would need to go to the back room to fetch the cash.  The assailant followed along, waving his gun and warning Norman that there had better be no funny business…

The sight that greeted the robber’s eyes upon entering Norman’s taxidermy studio struck him as anything but funny, however.  Dozens of mounted animals and skeletons of varying sizes appeared to rear up at the unsuspecting thief, whose nervousness was booted up to an even higher level by their appearance.  Seeing the man’s distraction, Norman decided to take advantage of it: his late mother and he had worked so hard for their money, after all…

Norman grabbed for the man’s gun and they struggled, wrestling for control of the weapon along the crowded aisles of the taxidermy studio.  So intent was the frantic robber on maintaining control of his gun that he didn’t notice the large maceration tank sitting on the floor.  His leg impacted on the heavy side of the metal tank, and thrown off-balance by Norman’s weight, the man suddenly lost his balance, and toppled into the tank.

Caustic fluids immediately covered every inch of the man’s body, burning into every bodily orifice.  An explosion of pain caused the would-be thief to gasp involuntarily, which drove toxic liquids into his lungs.  Sputtering, gasping, blinded, and fully panicked, the man grasped desperately for the sides of the tank but lost his grip, causing him to be plunged again into the roiling waters for a deadly baptism. Norman heard a muffled scream which again drove fluids into the man’s mouth, further choking and burning him internally.  His frantic thrashing gradually lessened until he was still beneath the waters of the maceration tank, which patiently and inexorably continued their work.

Norman Bates considered his situation.  There had already been too many police coming about the motel, asking questions and making accusations; he needed no more of that.  On the other hand, no one would be likely to notice the absence of one more drifter best left forgotten.  All Norman needed to do was to dispose of the man’s car, which could be abandoned in another location.  It could be traceable to the unwelcome visitor, but not to Norman himself. 

The maceration tank would tell no tales, and as to the body contained within it, it would within a number of days be fully skeletonized.  Those questioning his possession of human remains could learn that they were available from medical supply houses, and even the secondary market.  A consumer economy was a wonderful thing.  Norman had never articulated a human skeleton before, and looked forward to the challenge…

The Last Diablero

coyoteThey say that the last diablero, a type of evil male witch, was killed in 1942 after having killed dozens of villagers with his sorcery.  This could not be tolerated, and so the villagers acting as a group took the sorcerer by surprise one evening, binding him and burning him alive.  Although the stake he was tied to was made of fresh wood, there were no ashes, and nothing was left following the burning except for a large pool of black grease.  The locals say that it is best not to speak of such things, and discuss it only reluctantly in hushed voices…

Wandering in rural parts of Mexico at night to learn more of such mysteries and whether diableros still walked among men, I came across a large, black dog that appeared to be strangely transparent.  Looking at the creature, I could see clusters of stars and even galaxies swirling within him, an entire universe in miniature. The dog froze and stared at me for a few minutes, then appeared to lose resolution and fade away into the night.  I shuddered and turned towards home, pondering the meaning of what I had seen. 

I slept deeply that night, and the morning was well-advanced before I awoke.  Emerging into the dazzling sunlight, I squinted and went in search of one of the village elders to see if he could make sense of what I had seen.  When I found one of the old men, he took me into his abode, listened to the story of my strange encounter, nodded knowingly, and gave me a concoction to consume which contained peyote. 

“Your journey is far from over,” the viejo or “old one” advised me.  “You must wander further in the desert for the answers which you seek.  I believe it is there that you will begin to understand,” he advised me.

I thanked the old man and embraced him.  As day wore on into night, I prepared a small pack and began my journey, my perceptions strangely altered by the peyote which I had ingested.  Advancing into the desert, I saw a number of coyotes, and somehow was able both to understand and converse with them.  Crows perched at various locations at my steps progressed, and seemed to be watching me.  Somehow, I seemed to share a kinship with all life that I encountered, and feel at one with it.

As dusk approached, I beheld a luminous coyote who was much larger than any of the others that I had seen that day.  He emitted a self-generated light which seemed to pulse and intensify as I followed him to the edge of a cliff, stopping in the darkness just in time before I fell fell from the precipice. 

“Be not afraid,” the coyote said from within my head.  “You know what you must do!,” he admonished, glowing brightly.  “Take the leap of faith!”

Trembling in the presence of this supernatural being, I closed my eyes at the brink, extended my arms, and fell forward.  The air rushed against my face as I fell towards certain death; the fall would certainly not be survivable.  Miraculously, however, I did not not fall far, for I opened my eyes to discover that my arms were now wings, and covered with black feathers!  I had transformed into a crow!  Exuberant, I soared effortlessly through the air, and could see for miles around me.

I descended to the ground surface, and by force of will shape-shifted into a coyote.  On four legs I returned to the village to greet the new day, shifting back to human form so as not to alarm the villagers with my approach.  They were sleepily going about their early tasks of the new day, but I could see all of their auras now; they appeared as glowing eggs of varying intensity with slender tentacles of light extending from them. 

I knew then that I was the last diablero, and embraced my destiny.  I would live long, see far, and know much.  And although my powers came from a dark place, they were not who I was, and did not define me.  I smiled at the villagers as they unknowingly moved about, eager to explore both my animal and my divine natures…this incarnation would be different!

Black-Eyed Girl


The knock came to my door late, far later than a girl of her age should have been out by herself.  Her face was veiled by the hooded sweatshirt that she wore, which combined with her downcast glance made it impossible to see her features clearly.  “Let me in,” she said in a flat voice, not raising her head to address me.

Participating in neighborhood watch, I held the door open.  “Sure, come on in,”  I responded.  “Is there something wrong?,” I asked, concerned.  “Is someone after you?  Are you being followed?”  Bullies were not unknown in the neighborhood, and reports had also been made of strangers trying to lure children into their cars; I thought that this might be such a situation.

The girl swept on in.  “No, I’m just really tired,” she said softly.  With that, she made to the couch in my living room, lying down upon it and curling into a semi-fetal position.  I could see her face to some degree now peeking out from under her still raised hood, but her eyes were closed.  Her skin appeared uncommonly pale and devoid of color.  The poor thing must have been exhausted, for she appeared to fall asleep almost immediately.  Questions I supposed could wait until later; it was most important for now that she was safe from whatever had driven her to my door.  Distant flashes of lightning appeared along the horizon; a storm was coming.

“Honey, do you know this girl?,” I called to my spouse, Claire.  She entered the living room from the kitchen, and we surveyed the small figure on the couch together.  She looked like dozens of other kids that were about; faded and torn jeans, running shoes, and a hoodie.  Her pale skin and black-painted nails might have marked her as one of the goth kids about, who tended to keep to themselves and their chosen peers and appear rather spooky to anyone else.

“No, I don’t know her, Ron,” concluded Claire.  “Should we call the police, or the school authorities?,” she asked.

“Probably not yet,” I decided, “not before we get a chance to talk to her a bit, and see what the problem is.” 

“Do you suppose she’s drunk or on drugs?,” speculated my better half.

“Sure hope not, but these days anything’s possible,” I replied.

“She’s sleeping.  Let’s give her a few minutes, and grab a bite to eat before dinner gets cold,” suggested Claire.

I nodded in agreement.  It had been another long, hard day, and I was hungry.  We settled at the dining room table, occasionally casting a glance in the girl’s direction.  She moved but little from her prone position as we ate.  Good thing that we had gotten the girl inside; the wind was up, and rain was beginning.

“Good dinner!,” I complimented my wife, patting my belly for emphasis.  “Say Hon, I’m really tired.  I’m going to lie down for a  few minutes.  Keep an eye on the girl for me, and call me when when she wakes up,” I asked.

“Will do,” Claire agreed.

Whether it was from overeating or my hard day, I was soon soon sleeping soundly, and for longer than I intended.  When I woke up in an hour, I felt disoriented and confused, as if I had slept through the night although it was still dark.  I had a strong, almost overwhelming feeling that something was wrong, terribly wrong.  Still groggy, I staggered to my feet and called out my wife’s name, but there was no answer. 

Growing increasingly concerned, I tried a light switch only to find that the lights were off; the damn electrical storm must have knocked out the power.  Still calling out her name, I made my way into the darkened hall, stubbing my toe painfully.  Cursing, I momentarily turned my attention to my throbbing foot, looking up a second later to see a dark figure standing in the blackened hall.  “Claire, thank God!,” I said through my pain.  “What’s going on?,” I asked, confused and seeking answers.

“You’re hurt,” she said.  “Let me help you,” she offered as she came close and extended a hand.  Thunder boomed outside; the storm must have been directly over us. 

I seized Claire’s extended hand and began to straighten up.  “I’m fine, really,” I began to say, freezing in mid-sentence as a sensation like a hundred tiny needles jolted my hand.  Instinctively I tried to pull my hand away, but it seemed to be transfixed, as if pinned by the needles that I could feel but not see.

“Claire, what…” I began to ask, being interrupted by a loud clap of thunder and flash of lightning that illuminated Claire’s face, although it was no longer my wife.  In the momentary illumination provided by the lightning, I could see that her features were pale and fixed, almost waxy.  Behind her in the hallway stood the hooded girl that we had taken in.  Most terribly, both sets of eyes which now regarded me were as black as night, as if the darkness itself had penetrated them. 

The girl regarded me with eyes as black as slices of night.  “I’ve come to collect you,” she said evenly without expression in a chilling voice devoid of humanity.

Insanity gripped my mind then, and I struggled desperate to pull away and flee.  The hand which held me was strong, however, and the invisible needles which penetrated me had injected some kind of paralyzing agent.  My panic was insufficient to overcome the potent drug which quickly seeped into my mind and obliterated consciousness.

I’m awake now in the dark coolness of this mortuary drawer, my mind again functioning but my body unable to move or respond.  I pray that I can somehow communicate to the mortician that I live before the embalming fluid enters my veins, and I’m plunged into the eternal darkness where the black-eyed girl awaits to tear my soul apart…

Days of Future Past…

AnubisThe jackal-headed god Anubis raised a hand-held anti-grav, and trained it on a stone block weighing hundreds of pounds, causing it to rise effortlessly in an invisible beam.  He guided the precision-hewn block to a gap in the wall of the pyramid under construction, and settled it carefully and quietly into position.

The human overseer in charge of coordinating the efforts of hundreds of men regarded the remarkable event as something forever beyond his comprehension, yet an everyday manifestation of the power of the visitors from the sky.  While the overseer had been given dominion over men, he knew that the gods in turn had dominion over him, which was part of the wonderful and proper order of things.  Only the great Pharaoh was the worldly equal of the gods, and would one day return to them.  It was a great privilege to be building Pharaoh’s eternal domain, a monumental undertaking that would occupy the attention and efforts of thousands of men for about twenty years.  The gods from the sky had arrived in the silver disks prior to the generation of his father, and taught the sons of Egypt many wonderful things.  Execution of those great undertakings such as the building of a royal tomb had given men purpose, and bound them together as a nation and a society.  

The god Anubis in turn regarded the thousands of humans who labored to do the bidding of the gods.  Glancing at what appeared to be a golden bracelet on his arm, Anubis recognized that it was time to recharge his holographic projector by which he maintained the appearance of the jackal-headed deity.  It wouldn’t do for the Egyptians to see him in his real physical form, which was much less inspiring.  Far better was it for those of his mission to key into the religious mythology of the populace, appearing to be their animal-headed deities and gaining the ready and willing compliance of the people.  The masquerade additionally amused the traveler through time and space, who rather enjoyed playing Anubis. The stone reliefs of him that they carved into walls would endure for thousands of years, giving him a practical form of immortality.

As he dematerialized, Anubis summoned another crew member who would appear to the Egyptians upon his arrival as the falcon-headed god, Horus.  He who impersonated Anubis beamed to his starship in the vast desert which was cloaked to the eyes of the ancient men.  The Egyptians  would never realize that he and his crew were in effect the distant descendants of themselves, having deployed light to warp space and travel backwards in time to where they might begin to organize their remote ancestors to make the evolutionary strides that would someday enable them to reach the stars, becoming in a way like the gods that they had once worshipped.

And Anubis smiled at the thought of those days in their future as he stood in his own distant past…